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Monday, August 10, 2009
Media Mouth Off Du Jour - Down With The Tweens!
Yes, that is a picture of Miley Cyrus dancing around a stripper pole like a peadophiles wet dream. Shame on the corprate assholes who thought it was appropriate for a stripper pole to be erected on the stage at an event geared towards children and young teenagers. Yes people, The Teen Choice Awards - Come on teenage girls dance around a stripper pole! Shame on her ignorant parents for working her like some kind of demented performance slave, allowing her to go out with a guy who is nearly as old as I am and letting her dance around objectifying herself like a prize fucking pig. What the fuck happened to feminism? Decency? Sense? I feel fucking sorry for 'Tween Stars' like Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who will probably all crash and burn by the time they reach their twenty first birthdays. They are a generation of fucking nitwits who are being manipulated and controlled by their obviously pushy and greedy parents whose only hope at making their own lives sucessful is by living theirs precariously through their own children.
Do any of these children actually go to school? I don't beleive that any child who travels and works that much could have anything that resembles a decent education or is the opinion these days that if you have money you don't need an education? I mean look at Britney, not very talented, can't really sing and is obviously not the sharpest pencil in the box really is she? I for one can already see Miley Cyrus falling out of a hollywood nightclub with her skirt around her head and no knickers on and judging from the picture above it probably won't be too long in the future either........
In other media news Kerry Katona is fat again and wants to have more plastic surgery to have it all sucked out. Liposuction twice in one year that really is amazing I mean is it me or is she bankrupt? How do people who are bankrupt pay for plastic surgery exactly? Not with the money from a reality tv show that only pulled in an MTV audience of 19,000 viewers thats for sure.
Fuck me people are so fucking lazy these days, I'd rather donate the money to a fucking heroin addict than admit to being so fucking lazy I couldn't bothered to get off my fat arse and do a bit of bloody excercise. Perhaps if Kerry Katona stopped paying some woman to run around after her twenty children and actually did it herself, instead of sitting on the couch screaming and crying over ugly baldy fuck pig Mark Croft, well maybe then she'd lose the bloody weight.
Writer's Diary
2000 words written today and I felt as though I'd done enough to stop then I was stopped dead in my tracks by a fabulous writer friend of mine who sent me an email reminding me of all the reasons why so many people fail in their lives; because they don't work hard enough. Why did I think that 2000 words was enough? Why did I feel that it was appropriate to stop? Laziness outright laziness. I'm going to keep on writing for the rest of the day and the night because we all know that I'd be awake twittering incessantly until three am, if you have a dream it is just not enough to work at it a few hours a day, you have to work at it constantly because if you don't then you are destined to spend your life at the bottom of the pond of life looking up wondering why you never made it. I got a email 'spanking' today and it's the best thing that could have happened. Indeed we do not live in a world where novels write themselves and money falls from the sky and pussy grows on trees.
Also I have a secret project to work on with aformentioned writer friend and I fully intend to devote much time to this dream also. There is no time for Agorophobia and Depression and all the other excuses we have in our lives to not be good enough. Albeit Agorophobia is an obstacle but it's one I shall over come and while I am barricaded in the attic of my mother's house I'm going to write a masterpiece entitled 'The Problem With Helena' A novel about a neurotic Irish mother who is stuck in the bottom of the pond.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Hypnosis for Sleep Insomniacs
via youtube.com
This is the series of videos (there are three) that I've been using to help me sleep and I must say very sucessfully for the last three nights. For me in helps me lose my thoughts and just concentrate on really relaxing. Try it before you go to bed insomniacs - you'll be very pleased with the outcome!
Media Mouthoff Du Jour - TAKE TWO
Ok Media Stories that have been interesting me today ( you know I've got to throw in my ten cent!) the first being is that The LA Times Rob Abcarian has written an article about Perez Hilton - I didnt know whether to laugh or cry when I read it. I always seem to oscillate somewhere between pissing myself with laughter at him and wanting to pay someone to slit his throat. Now being honest I pride myself on being a calm person who always tries to reach the lofty heights of 'Good Karma' that said any one who has read previous blog articles will have realised that I can indeed be particularly acid tongued when it comes to 'certain people' (namely Mary Hearney, Brien Lenihan and Brian Cowen - who looks like he is actually slowly morphing into a cow) and have decided that really his acension into American Super Stardom is really down to the fact that
1. He is a funny funny Man - cruel but funny.
2. He is a great business man (pulling in SEVENTY GRAND for a 24 hour banner AD)
3. He has a great eye for talent - If Perez says they're good then they probably are.
So it would appear that whether we like him not he's here to stay and his star is continuing to rise and as a fellow blogger who hopes to make my earnings from an internet based business I can only take my hat off to him and say fair play. So what if he says things that are a bit harsh and seems to do it with the panche of a fruit fly? Like all things media if you keep buying into it will just get bigger and bigger kind of like an eternal erection.
1. He is a funny funny Man - cruel but funny.
2. He is a great business man (pulling in SEVENTY GRAND for a 24 hour banner AD)
3. He has a great eye for talent - If Perez says they're good then they probably are.
So it would appear that whether we like him not he's here to stay and his star is continuing to rise and as a fellow blogger who hopes to make my earnings from an internet based business I can only take my hat off to him and say fair play. So what if he says things that are a bit harsh and seems to do it with the panche of a fruit fly? Like all things media if you keep buying into it will just get bigger and bigger kind of like an eternal erection.
On that note I took the liberty of checking out www.perezhilton.com and having a look at what goodies he has for us today - I had to laugh 'Victoria Beckham - Light as a feather, stiff as a board.' It really hit the nail on the head with that one. Sometimes she infuriates me so much I don't even know what to say about her other than she was never good in front of a camera not even back in the Spice Girl days, I shudder whilst remembering union jack dresses and shouting 'GIRL POWER' at every one that came near me. Fuck I was hardly a feminist was I? There's a surprise a Lesbian Feminist WOW I really put myself in a box there eh?
Anyway back to Talentless Spice who clearly doesn't and never had a personality, while her Spin People claim that she has has a 'dry' and 'Witty' sense of humour - I dare say the only thing about Victoria Beckham that is dry is her brain and her vagina. When I saw the documentary (term used loosely) that Victoria filmed on her move to L.A the only thing that made me laugh was the way she incessantly went around the place exclaiming that this was 'Major' and that was 'Major' pronouced in her far from posh accent 'MAJA'; she reminded me of the idiot from Mean Girls that went about calling everything Fetch trying to set a trend. I'd hardly call her a trend setter - I'd rather run down Rodeo Drive naked covered in Heinz Tomato Sauce than prance about with a Hermes Birkin bag that costs more than I get paid in a year and is made from slaughtered crocodiles. Yeah cos slaughtering animals for fashion is like so major people??!! Apparently she bombed when she joined the crew for American Idol - hardly surprising in fact I'm surprised she has enough energy to hold the weight of her head let alone entertain people.
In other news Peter Andre is still milking his 'Poor me my wife's a bitch' routine for all its worth and his former other half has been promoting her new book yet another autobiography (she's now on her forth? Hello who the fuck is reading this tripe) presumably that she wrote herself but didn't really write herself just like all the other books she's 'written'. Author and Katie Price don't go into the same universe let alone sentance.... Bitch Please don't even get me started, the sooner this idiot disappears into obscurity the sooner we can find some other useless twit to read about.
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