Ok Media Stories that have been interesting me today ( you know I've got to throw in my ten cent!) the first being is that The LA Times Rob Abcarian has written an article about Perez Hilton - I didnt know whether to laugh or cry when I read it. I always seem to oscillate somewhere between pissing myself with laughter at him and wanting to pay someone to slit his throat. Now being honest I pride myself on being a calm person who always tries to reach the lofty heights of 'Good Karma' that said any one who has read previous blog articles will have realised that I can indeed be particularly acid tongued when it comes to 'certain people' (namely Mary Hearney, Brien Lenihan and Brian Cowen - who looks like he is actually slowly morphing into a cow) and have decided that really his acension into American Super Stardom is really down to the fact that
1. He is a funny funny Man - cruel but funny.
2. He is a great business man (pulling in SEVENTY GRAND for a 24 hour banner AD)
3. He has a great eye for talent - If Perez says they're good then they probably are.
So it would appear that whether we like him not he's here to stay and his star is continuing to rise and as a fellow blogger who hopes to make my earnings from an internet based business I can only take my hat off to him and say fair play. So what if he says things that are a bit harsh and seems to do it with the panche of a fruit fly? Like all things media if you keep buying into it will just get bigger and bigger kind of like an eternal erection.
1. He is a funny funny Man - cruel but funny.
2. He is a great business man (pulling in SEVENTY GRAND for a 24 hour banner AD)
3. He has a great eye for talent - If Perez says they're good then they probably are.
So it would appear that whether we like him not he's here to stay and his star is continuing to rise and as a fellow blogger who hopes to make my earnings from an internet based business I can only take my hat off to him and say fair play. So what if he says things that are a bit harsh and seems to do it with the panche of a fruit fly? Like all things media if you keep buying into it will just get bigger and bigger kind of like an eternal erection.
On that note I took the liberty of checking out www.perezhilton.com and having a look at what goodies he has for us today - I had to laugh 'Victoria Beckham - Light as a feather, stiff as a board.' It really hit the nail on the head with that one. Sometimes she infuriates me so much I don't even know what to say about her other than she was never good in front of a camera not even back in the Spice Girl days, I shudder whilst remembering union jack dresses and shouting 'GIRL POWER' at every one that came near me. Fuck I was hardly a feminist was I? There's a surprise a Lesbian Feminist WOW I really put myself in a box there eh?
Anyway back to Talentless Spice who clearly doesn't and never had a personality, while her Spin People claim that she has has a 'dry' and 'Witty' sense of humour - I dare say the only thing about Victoria Beckham that is dry is her brain and her vagina. When I saw the documentary (term used loosely) that Victoria filmed on her move to L.A the only thing that made me laugh was the way she incessantly went around the place exclaiming that this was 'Major' and that was 'Major' pronouced in her far from posh accent 'MAJA'; she reminded me of the idiot from Mean Girls that went about calling everything Fetch trying to set a trend. I'd hardly call her a trend setter - I'd rather run down Rodeo Drive naked covered in Heinz Tomato Sauce than prance about with a Hermes Birkin bag that costs more than I get paid in a year and is made from slaughtered crocodiles. Yeah cos slaughtering animals for fashion is like so major people??!! Apparently she bombed when she joined the crew for American Idol - hardly surprising in fact I'm surprised she has enough energy to hold the weight of her head let alone entertain people.
In other news Peter Andre is still milking his 'Poor me my wife's a bitch' routine for all its worth and his former other half has been promoting her new book yet another autobiography (she's now on her forth? Hello who the fuck is reading this tripe) presumably that she wrote herself but didn't really write herself just like all the other books she's 'written'. Author and Katie Price don't go into the same universe let alone sentance.... Bitch Please don't even get me started, the sooner this idiot disappears into obscurity the sooner we can find some other useless twit to read about.
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